Greetings,
It has come to my attention that many of you, perhaps all of you, may need a new fresh start.
You know, a way to break the ice between you fellow internet surfers. I have a proposal, a deal, an offer you just can't resist.
We have one of you...
Don't try and rat us out. Don't try and get webmasters involved. Don't call the police.
Things will only get worse if you do.
This is an objective, for the people, not the representatives, owners, whatever you like to call them. In order to... "win"... You must all band together, as a team, and solve the challenges.
This is nearly impossible to do by yourself. So don't try, pipsqueak...
A sequence of challenges await you soon. Don't try anything funny... We're watching you...
Signed,
Yours Truly
Originally Posted by Zernov
