Corrupt-a-wish

[JimmY1809]

Granted, but now you can't stop.
I wish for a kitten.

Granted, but the kitten will scratch you both now and when it grows up.
I wish for a zombie apocalypse. And a pistol

[Abdullah1441]

Granted, but the kitten will scratch you both now and when it grows up.
I wish for a zombie apocalypse. And a pistol

Granted, but you get enslaved by a rival tribe.
I wish for a better life for all.

[Novato]

Granted, but you get enslaved by a rival tribe.
I wish for a better life for all.

Granted now everyone has their basic needs meet (food, water, electricity, residence, etc), but now the internet is super slow (high ping and downloads single digit kbs/s) for everyone due to the increase is users.
I wish i could see in the dark whenever i wanted.

[JimmY1809]

Granted now everyone has their basic needs meet (food, water, electricity, residence, etc), but now the internet is super slow (high ping and downloads single digit kbs/s) for everyone due to the increase is users.
I wish i could see in the dark whenever i wanted.

Granted, but now you're allergic to the Sun.
I wish BiTzSam returned.

[Abdullah1441]

Granted, but now you're allergic to the Sun.
I wish BiTzSam returned.

Granted, but he doesn't speak English.
I wish for free college.