Imagine:

You: *walking to buy shovels*

Noob: *digging shells*

*crab appears*

Noob: "damn crabs!" *hits crab with starter knife*

*crab kills noob*

You: *rolls eyes* Ughhhh. *takes out katana and kills crab*

Noob: AHHHHH YOU HACKERRRRR OH MY F****** GOD! I'M REPORTING YOU!

You: *shrugs and walks away*